Isabella Rossellini Makes a Porno (a.k.a. Isabella Rossellini and I have something in common)

I know, I know!!!

Isabella Rossellini is just so hot! But, am I serious that she's actually gone and been part of a porno?? YES!!!

Go ahead, ready yourself with some wine and whatever else you need...
Oh, and just to let you know, it's actually called "Green Porno," and it's really more about Isabella Rossellini's fascination with how insects (that's Green Porno 1) and sea creatures (Green Porno 2) mate.

Wait!! Don't go yet!! I'm really truly quite serious about this one! All I ask is that you have an open mind, and just check it out. It's right on the Sundance Channel's website:
http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/video/

But the one below....now, this one is my favorite one so far...




Okay....so....what did you think? That one was rated PG compared to the other ones on the website. Did you totally go and check them out? And realize that you need to see ALL of them IMMEDIATELY????

So, let's get really serious here.

The video I put in this blog..well...I wish I could show it to EVERYONE. Young kids, my peers, my parents' friends, my boyfriend's families and step-families....EVERYONE...

While Isabella Rossellini is just stating a fact...that the vagina is very penis specific...it is also a message about respecting your coochie and the coochie's around you(my personal fave nick name). Isabella Rossellini loves her vagina. I love my vagina. But I don't just say it and not mean it, and I'm sure Isabella Rossellini isn't all talk either. Isabella Rossellini and I show our vaginas respect. We don't just let any penis get all comfortable in there. And, once in a while in our distant and not-so-distant pasts, we let the occasional one-night-stand-penis have a visit. But we LET them visit..we ALLOW them the pleasure.

Now, I know that there are times when the keepers of the vagina aren't able to wield that power. In fact, approximately 1 in 6 times, our power is just taken from us.

But, that brings me back to wanting to spread Isabella Rossellini's (I realize I've been saying her full name...it just feels disrespectful otherwise :D) message. I mean, did you know how barnacles procreate? Or that limpets are sequential hermaphrodites?

What I think it can boil down to is one thing...education.

Put it out there. Don't let young children be in the dark about how sea creatures and insects mate. Especially don't let kids be in the dark about how they're supposed to mate either. Silence and misinformation are virtually the same thing, and they can yield virtually the same results.

So, maybe over dinner or after school, after you ask your child about what they learned that day and NOT hear anything about mating...maybe you can just sit them down, have and honest conversation with them...and introduce them to Isabella Rossellini.